Are you looking for something special? Something uniquely yours that you just can’t put your finger on? Well, look no further! A song is forever, and there will only be one in existence. It will be all yours! Better and longer-lasting than a diamond! And all for a mere $500. I wonder if a deal could be any better? Check out some of the custom songs below that I’ve created for other people of impeccable taste!

What is it?
A $500 song is literally a song for YOU. You provide the narrative ingredients, and I do the rest: a professionally written song, created specifically for YOU.

How does it work?
Step 1: Come up with an idea for your song. Maybe it’s a gift for someone who has done something interesting, or you just want them to know you care? Or maybe it’s a personal reward? It doesn’t matter; the song can be for whoever or about whatever you want!

Step 2: Fill out the form at the bottom of this page and complete your purchase to get the ball rolling!

What do you get?
You will receive a high-quality MP4 file of a fully demoed-up version of your song. That’s right, not only do I write the song, I take the time to make an excellent recording of it at my “fancy” home “studio”! These are the same fully realized versions that I give to the guys when we’re making a new record. You will also receive photos of the handwritten lyrics, plus any notes I took during the process, and you can choose to have the lyric sheets and notes signed by me and mailed to you.

So why wait?
A song literally lasts forever. It’s the perfect gift or personal reward that speaks to the purchaser’s impeccable taste. It’s as unique as a snowflake!

I put a lot of effort into each custom tune. That’s why they cost $500. But, to be fair, if one of my musical heroes was doing this, I would pay 10 times that for one! So, it’s not so expensive, considering what it actually is: A real song, written by a real rock legend.

The results will satisfy even the fussiest customers. I’m a professional with over 40 years of experience making up these little ditties. Trust me to kick your ass with creativity!

Let’s make some magic happen…

– Eddie Spaghetti, The Supersuckers

Playlist of songs I’ve created for someone just like you!